Quote of the day : “I sent this earlier but it didn’t leave my mail box”

We were waiting on revised text to be sent by e-mail by an editor who shall remain nameless.

After several repeated requests for the text — which still hadn’t arrived — we finally got the file, along with this nugget :

As promised, attached is the revised text of [expletive deleted] with tracked changes.

I sent this earlier but it didn’t leave my mail box. Thank you.

Lovely.